I was cleaning up part of my room today (a very step by step process, oh yeah I hit the litter box too) and I found this old piece of paper I wrote at work last year. INFO: I worked Merchandise at Kings Dominion that summer. And look how thoughtful I was!

PART I

Guest Flaws
1. Handing over the money, especially change. Don't throw it at ME or the table for God's sake!
2. Waiting for the receipt. Most just don't.
3. Need to realize that just because we sell it we did not: make, use, price, or place it. So stop giving us grief!
4. Check for PRICE LABELS!!! Yes, I know they aren't always there but most times they are. Usually on the bottom or side of the object.
5. Sales Associates are PEOPLE working to earn something just like you when you are working, but because we are on the job we can't say the rude things we are thinking to your face, so please have some common sense, courtesy, and respect. Or you will be going to hell.

I think it was a bad day and I was a little bitter and very bored... ya know?

PART II

Hypothetical Question
Is it rude to ask guests to leave when we are supposed to close or are they rude for staying after closing?

PART III

Random Thoughts
Parents please teach your children to pick things up and put them where they found them in the first place... ps. You need to do this yourselves.

Dave Matthews Band gave their first gold album to WVGO 106.5 FM. A station in Richmond, VA that my Dad worked for (because he's a badass mothafucka!!!).

Well there you have it! What goes through my mind at work. Usual? Me thinks... yes. :D