*UPDATE*

It is NOT mono. I have cat scratch fever... seriously! :) After waiting two and a half hours I discovered that either my lymph nodes are just swollen because of a viral infection, I have some infection you can get from cat scratches, or in some horrific world I have cancer. I'm just supposed to "monitor" the lumps and see if they change and come back for a follow-up in a month. The doc scared me for a second because he looked at them and then went to get another doctor to check them out. He even started talking about cancer as a worst case scenario and my mom was like ummmm no, it's the cat. Either way my neck is still sore. Looks like it's time to start abusing the aleve and tylenol pm.

It caaaaaaaaaaan't be mono! I don't know anyone with mono. [cry] This sucks something major. es no bueno!!!!!!!! >_<

Something good came out of Mary-Kate and Ashley movie land, I got a new boy name! Griffin. :-D I like it!

Sitting on my fat ass while you save animals eh? I BEG TO DIFFER!!!!! I save animals everyday before I shower, it's part of the ritual so eat it! >_< Hmmm what have we got. I talked to Julie yesterday... that's right JULIE. This past weekend she stopped by the house and left me a note with her number on it and I finally got in touch with her yesterday. She's fine, didn't marry David and they are in the process of breaking up. They live in a house now with lots 'o pets so she has to find a new place to live and they must divide the animals accordingly. Her business is going pretty good and she's busy a lot of the time, so all in all she seems like she's pretty happy if not a little stressed right now.

As for me I have fallen into extreme lameness. Yesterday I watched another Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie, and then wanted to know how you could tell them apart so went internet hunting. [cry] Yes, I have become a loser. I go to the doctor today about my lumpiness, now my neck is all stiff and sore so hopefully they'll give me something.... ANYTHING. I was reading up about Bono in Africa and discovered that Wes Borland left Limp Bizkit, too bad I thought he was kinda cute. AND I have a question! What does in mean when they put [sic] in articles? I keep seeing it and I just don't know, it's a bugger.

I happen to LOVE toy dogs! They are the cutest little things! There was a dog show on this weekend and the toy dogs were some of the best ones out there. Except Golden Retrievers of course. Ok I'm tired and don't feel like typing a lot so I'm copying my post from an email I just wrote...

I just got back from visiting my friend Amanda who lives in Ohio so this was a pretty good weekend. I got to see the John Lennon exhibit at the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame and read up on my boys in U2! The rock hall was the first place I ever saw and fell instantly in love with Dave Gilmour from Pink Floyd. Seeing him again was woooooonderfuuuuul!! I flew up there on one of the smallest planes ever. It had three seats to a row and only about 15 rows, freaky madness right there.

I helped my Granny set up her new computer this afternoon, which was pretty entertaining since she didn't even know how to use the mouse and can't type! My grandparents have all these chickens who just had chicks so I got to see them and there's even a baby turkey! It's butt ugly though the poor little thing, turkeys are naturally ugly though... at least I think so. ;) Nothing else is really happening. My lymph nodes are swollen so it looks like I have a big tumor on the side of my neck. So it's good none of ya'll can see me right now in my deformed splendor. I think the tumors are making me more tired than usual, it sucks. :(

BAM! Anything in Italiacs I added because I do still love my blogging public fanbase. Which is Carrie... ok enough enough I say!

I don't understand why he was crying in the closet. Poor loser. It did kick ass! It was waaay better than Episode I but not as good as FOTR (as if anything could be). So bite it film critics and hard asses or I will CUT YOU!!!!!!

Let's play a game! :) I made up some trivia type questions and we will answer them.

matching theme for your house: ivy - on the plates, cups, walls, towels, tiles, sheets, and blankets! i just like those little green plants
guilty pleasures: arnold schwarzenegger movies - especially the old conan ones and red sonja, back in the 80s stuff; i also secretely covet the spice girls' CDs and went and saw their movie in the theater - i'm a fan ;)
what CDs are you listening to NOW: in the computer Nelly Furtado - Whoa, Nelly!; in my CD player Pete Yorn - musicforthemorningafter (addicitive!) and John Mayer - inside wants out (that Carrie burned for me!)
your most current goal or what's on your to do list: pack my suitcase for this weekend; burn the Petey CD; email friends from school and make my life look interesting
something slightly embarassing and silly: when i read the Harry Potter books I had to look up tons of words - more so than usual books which says something; i close my curtains every night out of fear of people in the creek watching me... sleep
what you will name your kids, if you have any: Roman, Serena, and Luca :-D
our brothers most annoy us when... they piss on the toilet seat like nazi bastards!
on the wall above your bed: two wooden racks - one has hats, swimming trophies, scarves, and stuffed animals on it, the other has my name carved on it and holds purses and an indiana jones hat; a picture of me, Justin, and Dad in Las Vegas dressed in medieval clothes; a picture of me and Carrie dressed like western saloon girls; my glass birth plate thingee; a ballerina bear; and cross-stiched duck my Mom made me

oh well I thought I was on a creative kick, musta died with the sugar rush. it is what it is! :)

Whew, you smart folk talk waaaay over my head! I had to look up five words from that conversation, and I bet you can guess which ones! :) I went with Granny to Circuit City yesterday to help her buy a computer. She ended up getting a HP and I'm supposed to help her set it up today sometime. Which means I eventually have to shower.... I slept in today because I figured I have to get up at 5:30 tomorrow to be at the airport by 6:30 for a flight at 7:30. Ohio here I come! I'll be there until Monday afternoon, so all are allowed to miss me. ;)

Mom and I went to see Episode II yesterday and it DOES KICK ASS!!! Some nice action sequences in that movie, the dialogue was extremely cheesy sometimes, but Mom like that and I can live with it. Portman and Christensen weren't "wooden", maybe a little stiff at times but Portman had some GREAT outfits. Not like in Episode I with all the makeup and huge headpieces, these were more like really gorgeous dresses that I would steal from the set and keep FOREVER!! ugh I couldn't find any pictures of my favorite though... dammit!

"Leonardo, blue mask, and with two katanas, Donatello, purple mask, and with a bo, Raphael, red mask, and with two sais, Michaelangelo, orange mask, and with two nunchucks." The second movie was on this afternoon and it reminded me of our 'lil conversation at the birthday bash! :D Katanas = Swords, Bo = Staff, Sais = Three Point Thingees, and well we all know what nunchucks are... OR SHOULD!

I'll copy the CD if you stop calling it crap and stop making fun of Petey!!! >_< Atleast no one got up on people's shoulders and flashed him. It wasn't allowed anymore! How can you hate John? He's just a man with a plan... and sorority chicks lunging for his crotch. ;) My face is peeling... [cry]

You got it babe. Carrie and I made a detour to the Y101 birthday celebration and I too am now sunburnt. On my FACE! It's ok though, I'm past the pain point and have moved into tight, irritated skin that doesn't want to be touched. Plus my eyes are all red and weird, so no contacts for me today! Mmmm Pete Yorn, he is one bad ass mofo! The CD is good too. :D Speaking of my boy Petey, I was watching last week's Smallville and who should have a song on there, none other than Pete AND John themselves! Lots of John sitings lating, it's freaky shit yo.

I stayed up till 3 so I could watch Beastmaster, it was the season finale! [SOB!] And I didn't like the ending, so I went to bed unsatisfied and grumpy. BUT! I did learn that ABC is thinking of making Dinotopia a series... HOORAY! HOORAY! (Must keep the same cute actors ABC peoples) I also learned that the late night show Hot Ticket is full of crappy film critics who didn't like Star Wars. Bite me assholes. That's all I've got for today. I hate tight skin it's like I can't have facial expressions.... hmmph!

"Bouncing Souls no one can beat us. We drink beer and wear Adidas." That is stuck in my head for cruel and unusual reasons, it just won't leave. Oh I listened to the John CD you made for me, muchas gracias! :D I like the songs at the end, the new stuff. Go John!

I have Vince McMahon news! Way back in May 2001 the World Wildlife Fund was sueing him over the rights to the intials WWF. He was on TV this morning and it seems that the World Wildlife Fund won the trial and get to be called the WWF.... and now Vince has himself World Wrestling Entertainment or WWE. Poor little Vincey, he's not happy with the decision naturally and might take it back to court BUT why would you want to go after people who save Pandas and the EARTH for Pete's sake!! Crazy foo' don't know what he's messing wit.

Ah! Did you watch Conan last night?!?! It was funny as HELL! That dog that always says "for me to poop on", I don't know his name, but he went out to talk to people waiting in line for Star Wars and it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! Lots of people were dressed up, two people had this wedding type thing, and a LOTR geek turned up! They ended it by having someone dressed up as Spock walk alongside the line and flick everyone off, it was great. I was cracking up so I hope you got to see it too!

Ok since WalMart rocks I added some new pictures to the picturetrail site. Come to find out though that I'm only allowed 36 pictures or I have to pay $20. What happened to good old fashioned free shit?!?! I don't understand! Bastards, all the greedy bastards. Let's see what else is going down. I've noticed that the covers of Cosmo look very similiar every month! Basically the model strikes the same pose and the slap it on the cover every time. Weirdos. Make them stand differently or something!! >_<
Ah! Ah! I've been watching music television lately while I read because I don't have to pay attention to it, and I like to have the TV on for various reasons. So I was watching VH1 and the Top 30 Countdown or something was on and they were talking about Craig David and his song "Walking Away"... the song sounds A LOT like U2's "One" and I'm a U2 fanoholic so I naturally perked up at their mention. Apparently Bono and the boys are so cool that sometimes when they're playing "One" they'll go into a bit of "Walking Away". Craig David has been doing the same thing only in reverse right. How bad ass are my boys?! They aren't freaking out or sueing David, they're just letting it roll because that's the kind of bad ass mother fuckers that they are. I LOVE THEM!!!
In other news: I got my contacts yesterday, but I haven't worn the color ones because if I do I don't have a container to put them in at night. My regular contacts are in the only case I got, so they'll just have to wait until I need some more cleanser stuff because they give you free cases. :) Oh, I don't know jack about scientology I think there was an actor who had a website about it once, Granny might know... and souls fly because they don't weigh anything so it's not like they have a choice, think that you're soul is like you in water except that it's your soul and not in water. That should help.

GAWD I HATE FLIES AND SPIDERS!!! I know the spiders eat the flies so I should like them better than flies.... but they're SPIDERS!!! I KILL THEM ALL!!!!! WE HATES THEM!

dance dance dance
I still hate them though.

Something small. I wrote in my journal last night, my paper one with stickers, and it made me quite happy since I barely ever write in it. I spent all day yesterday sitting outside and my Granny's with her and my Momma just talking and eating. Watched Dinotopia last night! Ahhhh cheese :) I like made for TV movies, only Disney is a little booger and they promote like bastards; it's annoying me!!! I'm selling a tape on ebay that everyone should look at, and there are more to come!


NEWS FLASH: According to one Claudette aka Granny everyone should have three bowels movements a day. Happy Pooping!

Comments: Ok well you didn't wreck at the simulator... I did! My car flipped over and spun around, greatness. :-D My gas was perfectly innocent and no one was harmed. I liked being eaten alive by little red bugs while watching very loud cars go around the track. AND FINALLY! Beastmaster is not about just Kodo and Podo, Dar is on there too and Ruh and Shrak. Plus Tao, the Tiger Woodish sidekick! >_<
More news: I'm getting colored contacts! Turquoise!!!!!!!!! hehehehe I'll look freakishly, non-human. But there's a catch, I wear my contacts too much now so I have to wear my glasses more often. Oh well, not in public! Oh! Oh! Apolo Ohno was on People's 50 most beautiful people list. AND I have juicy gossip... but not appropiate to post on the internet, only the fact that I HAVE the gossip is alright.

Muff Mob. Muff Mob. Muff Mob. Episode 3 "I cut you!"

WORDuh! Well I'm back Jack! I never realized how easy it was to blog when you were connected to the internet 24/7. Madness! I went and visited my Dad this weekend and guess who came with.... THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS!! My blogging partner in crazy ramblings, the one and only CARRIE! It was interesting. We went and saw John Mayer Sunday night for about 45 mins because well, life happens. Then Monday Dad was a PUNK and slept all day so we got in an overly healthy dose of TV and snot-slinging spider people. Then yesterday was unofficial Nascar day. :) hehehehehehehe
BUT driving in pouring rain.... well it sucks, the only cool part is the purple lighting flashes in an otherwise pitch black sky, those are cool. AND NORTH CAROLINAN TECHNO STATIONS!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WILLIS!!! I have decided that I would like to be famous and adored. Can someone see about working that out or something? Ya know?
Anyways, most of my unpacking is done, Carrie's will just be starting soon! Bwah HAHAHAHAHAH! :D Caesar says "Hullo!" and has been following me around non stop these past two days. It's very comforting, Sparta sleeps in the bed with me at night and I feel very loved. Yesterday was a slack day, I didn't do anything except read and watch TV (sorta, I was reading at the same time), well I watched the music channels because I've been trying to catch Kylie Minogue's video but all I got was 5 minutes on TRL, serves me right for watching. VH1 was doing Behind the Music ALL DAY so I learned about Journey and Styx, and then MuchMusic I think was just not in a Minogue state of mind. More like freaky goth and alternative, there was some good stuff though.
I'm reading a book about Australia (In a Sunburned Country), to prepare.... because I'm smart, too smart. Some parts are actually pretty funny, others scary. Like the number of things that can KILL YOU over there, it's like the poison playland of the world with really nice people. :) Well since I didn't do anything yesterday today I figured I'd do some spring cleaning type madness to make room for more of my crap. I think Justin is thinking about taking my fridge at putting it in his room... DREAM ON. I'll have to hid it from him, I'm thinking beside the litter box behind the bar. But I gotta vacuum over there first, it's kinda... well yea, I gotsa vacuum.